Prologue # Three: Inside the North Wing of the Angel Building:

The angel Gabriel looks just like Andy Warhol.As he walks back in forth in front of the large college like classroom he walks with his hands behind his back.In his right hand he holds a blackboard poker{Though,in fact,the blackboard is green}.He keeps slapping it against his left hand.His wings are a large mostly golden colour.A few feathers are missing,and some are different colours.They make his wings look some what like Indian corn.

Off to one side of him is Don Knotts.Don is standing at attention.He has somewhat smaller,yet perfectly formed golden wings.

Sitting in front of the classroom,in the three center-most chairs,are John F.Kennedy,Richard M. Nixon and Ronald W.Reagan.

Gabriel speaks,"Good day,gentlemen.As you may know,I am the angel Gabriel,this is my first lieutenant,Don.Let's get right to business.There has been a high level of unusual prayer requests on the 'Prayer Net' concerning one of your own.If you will,Mr.Knotts."

A big 72" flatscreen HDTV appears out of the floor.On the screen is a giant cloud nebula.Stars sparkle as voices seem to come out of them.Barney...er..I mean,Don,starts speaking,"NOW,meN,I----Want you to LISTEN to these PRAYERS.They're COMING FRom ALL Over the world."

"Please,God,help this man.""God!The man's a freakin' fool.""JESUS!I can't believe this idiot!""LOrd,Please guide him to do what is best.""OHLord,Oh,Lord,oh Lord Of Mercy."Yeeh Yaaa!Thank you Lord for such a fool."

"Aay Don't understand,"States Kennedy,"Do they like this man...or hate him?"

"I think I get it,"begins Nixon,"These are all very passionate prayers either for-OR-against this man."

"Well,Now here at the Rock we have two rules.Rule number one:obey all rules.Rule number two:no writing on the walls".

The angel Knotts stares at president Reagan and then proceeds,"Now,this is JUST a random sampling.Prayers like this are coming from every where around the globe.What WEEE Have Heeere is a crisis of EPIC perportions.THIS could become the END of All..."

"Thank you,Lieutenant," Gabriel interjects,"-let's not get ahead of ourselves.The man everyone is praying about is President George W.Bush."

"I hate that young whipper snapper,"interupts president Reagan,"He kept stealing all of my cotton candy Jelly Bellies.I knew he'd end up no good."

"Aay am sorry,but I do not know this young man.And what the hell are cotton candy Jelly Bellies?"

"Is there any way that we all can be brough up to date about this situation.The last time I saw George 'W' Bush he kicked me in the shin."

"Aay like him already.Aay like spunky little kids"

"He was twenty one!"

"Gentlemen,Please.Lieutenant,Please start the film."

Popcorn instantly appears on each of the president's laps,"Well,yes.I do like popcorn.Yes...."