Monday, June 04, 2007

Chapter Ten:

George is sitting in his White House study reading The Bible out loud,"Is it lawful for us to pay tribute to Caesar or not?"Recognizing their craftiness he said to them,"Show me a denarius;whose image and name does it bear?" They replied,"Caesar's."So he said to them, "Then repay to Caesar what belongs to Caesar and to God what belongs to God."

He gently closes the book,"Huh,Could that possibly be talking about the separation of church and state?"

Slowly,George re-opens the Bible again at random,and begins to read,"Samuel's response was:"You have been foolish! Had you kept the command the LORD your God gave you, the LORD would now establish your kingship in Israel as lasting;but as things are, your kingdom shall not endure. The LORD has sought out a man after his own heart and has appointed him commander of his people, because you broke the LORD'S command."

He closes the book,"Now,I didn't get that one."

He closes and re-opens the good book,"Unless the Lord builds the house, they labor in vain that build it. Unless the Lord keeps the city -- the watchmen waketh but in vain,"Dubya closes the book,again,"This is all like a secret code.I just don't get it.One more try."

He opens the Bible again and starts reading,"Consider therefore the kindness and sternness of God: sternness to those who fell, but kindness to you, provided that you continue in his kindness. Otherwise, you also will be cut off.And if they do not persist in unbelief, they will be grafted in, for God is able to graft them in again.After all, if you were cut out of an olive tree that is wild by nature, and contrary to nature were grafted into a cultivated olive tree, how much more readily will these, the natural branches, be grafted into their own olive tree!

"This is really boring{yawn}stuff...like math,or troop strength{yawn}....I think I'll just close my eyes here a minute before I get back into it.......ZZZZZZZZZZZ"



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